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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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