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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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