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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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