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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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