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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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