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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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