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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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