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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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