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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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