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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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