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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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