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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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