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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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