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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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