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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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