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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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