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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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