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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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