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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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