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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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