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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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