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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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