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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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