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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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