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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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