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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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