Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.