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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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