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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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