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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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