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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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