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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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