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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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