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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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