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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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