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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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