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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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