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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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