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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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