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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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