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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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