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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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