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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Jelly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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