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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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