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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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