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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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