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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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