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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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