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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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