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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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