Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.