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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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