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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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