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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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