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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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