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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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