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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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