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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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