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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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