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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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