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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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