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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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