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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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