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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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